The 2009 Idiots of The Year

Yes, it's that time you've been waiting for! The 2009 Idiot of The Year shall be revealed right now. Over the past couple of months, I've given a couple of nominees for the 2009 Idiot of the Year. And now...to announce the 2009 Idiot of The Year, here is your presenter...Chris Schad.

Thank you very much, Crishad! Every year, we meet a new and interesting person. Actually interesting isn't exactly what comes to mind. Have you ever met a person who you just wonder how they live with themselves every day? We're talking about people so stupid, you actually fear for their well being. These 5 nominees have pushed the envelope to the extreme...the nominees are...

Former ESPN analyst Steve Phillips!

(Phillips married a fat cow, and then cheated on her with another fat cow...TWICE!!! The second fat cow was an ESPN intern, therefore, Phillips ruined his promising career at ESPN where he constantly referred to the Mets, Yankees, Red Sox, and Cubs as "The Greatest Teams Ever")

Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show creator Seth MacFarlane!

(Seth has successfully spread himself way too thin, but he still makes a ridiculous amount of money to turn out crap episode after crap episode. He's also become an arrogant P.O.S.!)

Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder

(Although Snyder has taken recent steps to improve the team, Snyder has run his team like a fantasy football team. Things may be changing, but they're about to hire former Denver Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan.)

And now, your 2009 Idiot of the Year award goes to....oh my...we have TWO winners! The 2009 co-Idiots of the Year are Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress and Minnesota Golden Gopher Football Coach Tim Brewster! Now, I wrote to both of these award winners and they actually wrote back...so first, let's look at the words of Coach Brewster!

"Chris, I and the rest of the Gopher Nation accept this prestigious award. You know, I never really get choked up about awards, but to know that the fans think that I've run this program into the ground really makes my chili hot! I would like you and the fans to know that next year it will be different. I'm already on the recruiting trail and I would like to acquire a great offensive line. I'm envisioning ones that breathe fire and running backs that can fly across the field. Then maybe we can get one of them Avatar things to help run it! Thank you for your lack of support. GOPHER NATION ROSE BOWL ROSE BOWL!!! GOPHER NATION!!!"

Strong words from a guy who just lost to Iowa State for the first time since the 1800's! And now a statement from Brad Childress...

"Um.....uhhh.....Ummmmm....uhhhhhhhhh....Hmmmmm....Uhhhhhh.....WE MUST PUT THE PRECIOUS IN!!! BRETT FAVRE IS NOT THE PRECIOUS!!! TARVARIS JACKSON PRECIOUS!!! COME OUT OF GAME YOU MUST BRETT!!! PRRRRREEEEEECCCCCIOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!"

Ok....so there you have it. Two men who prove that you don't have to be Bill Belichek to be a head football coach! G'night everyone!