How Brett Favre Will Return For The 2011 Season

We've heard Brett Favre repeatedly mention that the 2010 season will be his 20th and last season. Well, season #20 has not gone well for the ageless wonder, as he is zeroing in on 20 interceptions and now has a gruesome shoulder injury, which somehow might not keep him out of the Vikings game against the New York Giants on Sunday.

This season alone, Favre has derailed a locker room, hucked up mind-blowing interceptions, reverted back to bad Favre after a pro-bowl season last year, had pictures of his cash and prizes shown all over the internet, and suffered a broken ankle and separated shoulder which won't deny him of his obvious quest for 300 straight starts. After all this, you have to believe Favre right?

Or maybe not...

You see, there is a way that Favre can come back, but it's about as stupid as that McDonalds commercial for carmel mochas. (These people are way too excited for their frickin' coffee.) But, dream it.

Favre's body is a wreck and he probably will need a giant stretcher to get around from point A to point B when he goes back to Hattiesburg for the offseason. He'll retire because his body is being held together by duct tape, but then June will come around. Here comes that itch to scratch...

Favre walks into Dr. James Andrews' office, who has performed the surgeries that have gotten Favre ready to play the past two seasons and says, "Hey, I'm beat to shit. But I was watching this movie last night and it gave me a really great idea for how I can get ready for this season." Andrews reluctantly goes with the surgery, which can be seen here.


Yes, Darth Favre will be born (or Favre Vader...whichever you prefer.).

Favre will study The Force over the season and will have an obvious advantage over quarterbacks. I'm talking about deflecting passes with his mind to avoid interceptions, randomly showing up in the endzone for a touchdown, and my personal favorite...

Packer fans love Clay Matthews don't they? They call him "Predator" and it's just a cozy relationship. So when he goes after Darth Favre, how good will he be when he's EVAPORATED BY THE FORCE???

Darth Favre could even get labor peace. When DeMaurice Smith and Roger Goodell are throwing money around like Pac Man Jones at a strip club, how awesome would it be if Favre did this and screamed "I'M GOING TO PLAY DAMMIT!!!"

I mean, things could really get crazy. What if Aaron Rodgers learns The Force himself and there winds up being a massive light saber fight at the 50 yard line of Lambeau Field for the fate of the galaxy?

Yes, this all sounds far fetched, but come on. We've been fooled by Favre before...